Me: ”I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.”
Client: ”That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I’d like to use biometrics to identify the user.”
Me: ”Not sure what you…you mean.”
Client: ”When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost?”
Me: ”Several hundred million dollars.”
Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?
Me: ”No. Sorry. That’s a little too advanced.”
Client: ”Fine. I’ll try another web designer.
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"I don’t want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I’m not sure where that is but I know what it is like..."
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"I don’t want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I’m not sure where that is but I know what it is like..."
I reblog more than I blog and I always try to give credit where it's due. If you see a post without credits or with the wrong credits, let me know and I'll update it lickety-split! Enjoy!
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